juniorhooter

this weekend....NO TELL MOTEL baby...yay cannt wait, ladies bring a date...

i was serching for some iinfo on the trojan people and the trojan war and stuff and i came across this cool quiz....take it see what you know...



Every new generation acts like they've invented sex. Guess what — they're wrong! Sex has been around for billions of years — otherwise, none of us would be here! Sometimes sex is about procreation, and sometimes it's about recreation. So it's not surprising that birth control is almost as old as sex itself. Check out this quiz to learn some history you'll probably never hear about in school!

CAUTION: This history of contraceptive practices describes many traditional procedures and substances that have been used for preventing pregnancy but that are not recommended by Planned Parenthood Federation of America. Many of them may cause injury and/or fail to prevent pregnancy. For a complete list of the contraceptive options currently offered check out the Warehouse section on birth control.

1.  In Europe, during the Middle Ages, in order to reduce fertility, magicians advised women to
a) eat liver
b) hang a weasel's foot from their necks
c) bathe in yak's milk
d) watch a lot of television

2.  Famous historical playa Casanova invented a primitive version of a diaphragm or cervical cap, to keep sperm from joining an egg. What object did he use?
a) A sea shell
b) Play-Doh®
c) A small teacup
d) Half of a squeezed lemon

3.  During the Middle Ages, the average age that girls started menstruating was around
a) 10
b) 15
c) 20
d) 25

4.  The first known illustration of a man using a condom during sex was
a) A portrait painted by Van Gogh in the 1800s
b) A cave drawing in France from 12,000 years ago
c) An "adult" comic book from the 1940s
d) A scientific manual from the Middle East in the 12th century

5.  When did scientists identify sperm?
a) 1678
b) 1733
c) 1855
d) 1901

6.  Crocodile dung once was used as a
a) spermicide
b) lubricant
c) aphrodisiac
d) anti-aphrodisiac

7.  During the Stone Age, people weren't clear on how reproduction worked. Many believed that the spirits of children lived in:
a) fruits
b) fire
c) tree bark
d) wooly mammoths

8.  In the 1970s, some men wore gold pins with the symbol for male to indicate that they
a) had sex with other men
b) had more than five children
c) had had a vasectomy
d) had seen Austin Powers

9.  Who identified the G Spot and when?
a) Geena Davis - 1991
b) Ernst Grafenberg - 1950
c) Gene Tom - 1763
d) David Grimes - 1965

10.  During the Dark Ages, it was believed that women would become weak and hysterical if
a) they didn't have enough sex
b) they had sex with another woman
c) they didn't have children
d) they watched too many movies starring Julia Roberts

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3.c
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5.a
6.a
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8.c
9.b
10.a

kinda weird...

OMG......it was really fun. we all went to sauls house took pictures and went to diner, tucker and his friend matt came to meet us and they dressed up cause they were planning to sneak into our prom but let me tell you hhow they were dressed....tucker was wearing his pizza hut work shirt and a tie and matt was wearing a pink shirt with the sleves cut off with a big black $ sign on it and a tie and a bennie, it was funny so they went to the dance with us but got caught and escorted out of the dance then the dance was gay no one was dancing so we left to go look for a hotel and every hotel was packed and my cousin said we were stupid cause it was a holiday weekend so no one would have any rooms so we got stuck at this MOTEL, the loma lodge, and let me tell you it was the greatest and most fun place i have ever been, it was sooooooooo fun. the a totaly cool special someone bought us some alcohol and we got drunk and had a good time. Ya i had a GREAT time...hahahahaha...i so thought the hotel gave us the condoms. that was great. spencer made us drinks but what was gay is he made "girls drinks" and "guy drinks" the "girl drinks" were like 10% vodka and 90% cranberry juice and the "gyu drinks" were like 90% alcohol and 10% cranberry juice, but thats okay whene the boys went to the store we took shots! so ya....sorry saul and bailee we were so loud and MY FEET AND ANKELS CRAMPED LOL HAHAHA thats prolly the funniest thing from the whole night. oh and annie bit my head, ya that kinda hurt. and spencer walking around in his boxers and dress socks and saul sitting in the corner in his boxers that was some funny stuff nad spencer sitting on annie cause she was going fuckin crazy over the vodka...oh man, and everyone taking bible shots, hahaha i love it but ya theres soooooooo much more i would just rather not share...(wink*wink)

I LOVE THE LOMA LODGE!!!!

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kristen...first of all i didnt even read your IM to me i didnt wanna sit there and READ you bitching at me all i know is there is something in there about spencer. GOD.......we are going as friends and hes not really even my DATE my friend annie who has known him since kindergarden or something like that invited him cause he would be fun to go hang out with dont blame me cause your friend got hurt im not one who hurt her i didnt know they were "talking" or whatever he never told me but im sure he didnt think it was a big deal seeing as how he going WITH OUR GROUP as a FRIEND...

im sitting here in class so bored. i have my senior project today...SOME people think i lied and used someones funeral as an excuse BUT no i didnt, i was really going to go but then changed my mind at the last min. cause someone decided it would be cool to start talking shit to me before then and i explained it to her, the reason why i didnt go, when she pretended (i think) to wanna talk to me and make peace...u know what actually i dont have to explain it to anyone, the people who care about me and the people i care about know wahts going on, and that is 100% all i care about. im so ready tho, im kinda excited. i can finish it then i can finally get outta this place and move away, start a new life. YES!!!! today me and ashley left 3rd period and drove around and went to my house to get my stuff together and tonight we have this really gay choir concert and we have to do this gay dance that some pregnat lady tought us...its kinda funny but im going to be really embaressed to do it. i know im going to be laughing the whole time. well i dont have anything really more to say and i dont wanna just go on about stupid stuff like some people. huh ashley, hahaha so i will spare you the time...see ya.

this weekend was pretty boring...there were some funny times but ya...on sat we went to city finals that was okay kaveh was feeding people m&m's it was kinda weird and mike was singiong weird songs and wearing rennisance clothes i punched annie and saul and he lost his breath and almost died, i didnt mean too tho i felt bad but he still loves me...:)... after that we went to soup plantation and that was fun then we went to go see where darlene and my mom want us to take pics before prom, its so gay they are like planning our whole prom out for us it freakin sucks. all i know is that after prom its going to be soooo fun...and annies plan OMG i cant wait to see that that going too be the highlight of my nite...u better tell saul annie so he knows and isnt weirded out when you do it...then i went home and went to bed i was tired!!! sunday we wennt and got our nails done...i hate mmine but whatever then we went and saw that movie with my aunt my mom my sis annie and ny uncle and their 2 friends from arizona the movie was reallly dumb i mean there were some funny pparts and some sad parts but overall i didnt like it. then adfter that we went to the mall and shopped for last min. prom stuff and ate at pat and oscars and some guy with a clump of red hair gel was hitting on my sister.....YUCKY.....then we went to annies house for a little bit and brittay, annies cousin, is a bitch and shes has weird hair but ya the i went hom and went to sleep and now im iin thei stupid class where i do nothing and i hate it im leaving at lunch togo shoppping tho for some stupid shoes for after school and ya thats it...im bored




oh...i think for one of my grad presents im going to catalina on my uncles boat and its going to be fun i hope, i really rather go to hawaii but catilina is okay.....im excited!

my moms side of the family is mexiacn right and me my mom my aunts and my cousins and friends are all going to go see that movie a day without mexicans.....its going to be funny that a BIG group of mexicans are going to walk into a movie that is kinda wrong towards mexicans....im really excited............hehehehehe

im sitting at school in this boring class for 2 hours doing nothing. this is the worst class in the world.....im glad we dont do work and dont have hw u know but its just so boring...
today is citys at rancho bernardo and i can finally talk to spencer about prom which will stop annie from yelling at me for not doing it. YES!!!!! prom is going to be sooooo fun were getting a hotel room and were gonna get fucked up....gesh i havent been druunk in like...i dunno but a long time . i always spend my days taking care of drunks ad now someone is goiing to take ccare of me....haha ya right everyone else will be drunk too...im really scared tho cause specer drinks alot and last time he got drunk he almost died and i really dont want anything like that to happen...especially to any of my friends. were listening to country music!!!yeeee hawwww..its great stuff.omg last night i fell through my window....it was scary. but at leats my window wasent glass cause i broke it a while a go soo there was this like plexi glass or something but ya my hand went throught it and there is big hole and i had to sleep like that and it was really cold it sucked.but ya now im broed so bye

Hey everyone i like......well life has been okay...its been a long month, a hard one, but i think everything is going to be okay....things have turned out to be great and im happy....
this weekend was kinda gay. wwe took my g-ma shoppping and we put her on of those eletric wheelchairs cause she wants one so we wanted to see if she could handle it well she was driving around in it and she just all of a sudden ran in to a rack but kept going taking the rack with her....hahahaahahhahahaha...i felt bad but it was soooooooooooo funny....then sunday we went to my cousing daughter first birthday and everyone goot drunk....they got a freaken keg for gods sake PLUS packs of more beer. me and my sister were like you use and childs firt birthday to all get drunk and my mom was lik ya erika we did it for your birthday too. thats crazy stuff....but it was really funny. my coulsnin saw my graduation present from my aunt and she called me a nd bitch and she said it was really good so now im really excited and my aunt gave me a 3 row diamond braclet to wear to prom and its really pretty i hope i dont loose it cause that would really suck....but ya today i wnt prom dress shopping with jessica and she got a really pretty one. it was really fun! well im gonna go do some stuff...ttyl



i got this peom from my great friend saul hope he doesnt mind....but i really like it


The sun sets over this dark land
and the sky turns to red of the deepest hue.
I dream of nights we walked hand in hand
but now all I think about is you.

How could we ever have known
the wretchedness of our souls?
How could we ever have known
to say what needed to be told?

The heavens bleed from red to black
as clouds gather, threatening of rain.
The plants and trees sway forth and back
in the presence of pain.

In you, there was no hope;
I saw not the light in your eyes.
In me, there was no hope;
confusion was what made you cry.

I know we had neither dreams grand
nor a clue,
but as I sit here wishing I had your hand,
the question is:
can I live without you?

IF I KNEW
If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time
that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss
and call you back for one more.
If I knew it would be the last time
I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and word,
so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time,
I could spare an extra minute
to stop and say "I love you,"
instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.
If I knew it would be the last time
I would be there to share your day,
Well I'm sure you'll have so many more,
so I can let just this one slip away.
For surely there's always tomorrow
to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance
to make everything just right.
There will always be another day
to say "I love you,"
And certainly there's another chance
to say our "Anything I can do?"
But just in case I might be wrong,
and today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you
and I hope we never forget.
Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance
you get to hold your loved one tight.
So if you're waiting for tomorrow,
why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes,
you'll surely regret the day,
That you didn't take that extra time
for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone,
what turned out to be their one last wish.
So hold your loved ones close today,
and whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them
and that you'll always hold them dear
Take time to say "I'm sorry,"
"Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."
And if tomorrow never comes,
you'll have no regrets about today.

yesterday we wnet to go take pics for my mom...they came out good actually. then we went to my aunts and hug out wih the family that was kinda boring but o-well. then we were leaving there and my g-ma started having chest pain so we took her to ther ER and we were there till 2 in the morning....that was like not fun but there were some funny moments.....oh man in the room next to my g-mas was a bum who was having like withdraws from not drinking for a day then next to him was a girl who OD on crack and she was hearing voices and screaming and stuff and that was kinda scary but my g-ma is okay which is good today they are doing some tests to make sue nothing is wrong with her heart....and ya i just got here like a half an hour ago i was so tired from lack of sleep this weekend and spending 7 hours in a boring hospital didnt help.....well ya i guess i have to go do some work...not looking foward to that...BYE PEOPLE

well it was an o.k. weekend...friday we went to l.a. and that was a boring and very LONG trip but at least we got outta school....
saturday night we went to my sisters friends friends house...if that makes sence...he was having a party his name was ian and he was really nice and very cool....we got there so early and just hung out with him and ben and casey and these other 2 guys then a bunch of guys started comming...it was so cool it was like 5 girls and like 20 guys it was heaven then alot more people started comming and i was so excited to get drunk for once i was not the DD and i was very happy about that but then this girl got soooooooo drunk and everyone was already too drunk to take care of her so i got stuck with it so thats all i did for the whole night which i guess was okay drinking isnt my 1st priority so its not gonna kill me if i dont drink.....but it was a one man job and no one really helped me except this one guy who help me carry her to the bathroom but then he left cause he didnt wanna sit there and help her go to the bathroom which i dont blame him so we got this girl friend to do it while me and annie held her up then annie got drunk so i had to do it all by myself and she was sooo loud and would not shut up and i was stuck in a room with her form like 4 hours, like the whole time i was there but i mean shes okay so thats good. there was a lot of figts and stuff that night and then of course the cops were called and everyone left then we left and me and the other ian had to take care of annie cause she was really drunk too and let me tell u by the end of that night i was soooooo over drunks....so we spent the night at annies then we went over to ians(the ian who had the party) in the morning and helped him clean up i felt so bad for him his car got stolen and caseys amp and other band equiptment. that really sucks when fucking people have to be so gay and steal other peoples shit especially when tey throw a party and let you come in....then they wanted to come to the P.B. block party with us but then we never called them so they didnt so it was just me talia annie and bailee and we walked around there and it was annoying cause there was a bunch of loud drunks which is like the reason everyone goes there but still and ya i was still over them that morning then we met my mom and annies mom darlene at filippis to eat and again that place was FILLED with loud drunk people and omg i was ready to kill my self jeeze....the block party was pretty gay so then we left and went prom dress shoppping AGAIN and finall my sis found one. then we were going to go to the sugarcult concert at soma but we just didnt feel like it this lack of sleep EVERY weekend is killing us i think so annie bailee and talia went to the square to do god knows what and im here ready to go to bed im tired and sore from lifting the drunk girl all night...so ya im soooooooo tired and im going to go to bed....see yall

im so bored...im at school just sitting here. last night me and ashley went to the musical i love you, your perfect, now change and it was so cute i never thought i would actualy go to a musical and like it but i did. OMg it was crazy too cause it was cinco de mayo so everyone was down at the bars and we couldnt find anywhere to park but then we found a spot right it the front after like 30 mins of driving around...it was cool tho. we saw these cute guys ad they made weird ass faces at us then ashely made one to them then we saw them at the play and it was funny....now brandon is standing outside making sexual gestures at me and its kinda gross...hes a funny guy, everyone hates him but i like him...ya, hes a funny guy. so tomorrow were not comming to school... we are going to L.A. to go get my sis prom dress. then this weekend im going to hang out with baba and maybe joe and dan....i hope cause i really wanna!!!!okay ash!!!...but ya thats all i have to say.....see ya

this is seriously done....im over it . why are you getting pissed at me cause of what other people are saying??? i cant fuckin controll that so if you wanna bitch at someone bitch at the people who say it. this is sooooo old.


and stop having a fuckin war in my journal....its lame...

and for all u people who say "your over it" why dont you start acting like it...
if we just fuckin all start here and now, everything will be great. eventho i know thats prolly impossible its just gonaa make everything better for EVERYONE...

what the hell is the matter with the freakin world. yesterday it was like a million degreese and not its like 40. this is so gay. well ya i didnt rewrite my novel i didnt feel like it....i will summerize it
i went to a party spent the whole 5 mins we were there locked in a dark quiet room cause the cops were commming in and then they kicked everyone out then we wanted to go home but since lanelle wanted to go to laurens we decided to take him there cause we draged him to the first party so we go to laurens i walked in and she kicked us out butt she said it was cause her friends didnt like me and that i was with a bunch of people she didnt know. and that was fine cause the only person who wanted to be there got to be there.so we left him and annie there and we went to vons met some weird guys in the parking lot then called jessicas bro to get us alcohol then went to his house and his friend made some blue martinis or something like that then we had to leave to go pick up lanelle and annie cause there was gonna be a big fight and the cops were gonna come and they were both drunk especially annie so lanellle couldnt take care of her cause he is so small and we got lost trying to get back cauuse the 8 people in the car were drunk and didnt know where we were going but then katie got us outta there and on the way we blasted brittany spears it was embaressing then we got to annie and lanelle and annie was so shitfaced and pale cause she was throwing up, she looked dead it was scary then everyone had to pee so we went to jack in the box but they wouldnt let us in so jessiac just ppeed in the parking lot then we took jessica leah annd katie home then we took lanelle home then we took jenna home then me bailee talia and annie went to a different jack in the box cause we had to sober her up before we took her home and we got a hamburger and water annie would not eat the freaking bread and she spilled the water in the cupholder so i made her drink it outta the cup holder and that was funny then shhe threw the hamburger cause there was ketchup on it and she said she didnt like it BUT the next day she was eating it...bitch...well so this time i got her a PLAIN hamburger and made her eat the bread and she ate most of it but then i turned my head and she threw it on the groound and tried to blame it on bailee thats was funny then annie jumped in the car and started beating the crap outta talia that was funny too and talia did not wake up she was shitfaced too so we are siitting in the jack in the box parking lot for like an hour trying to get annie to sober up then she says she doesnt care to just take her home drunk fine so we did but she was to drunk to know how to get home so we got kinda lost but then the only sober ones me and bailee figured it out so we got home annie was drunk but a little more sober thean she was when we picked her up and he mom saw she was drunk and she was laughing at annie and it was funny then we went to sleep woke up the next morning and went prom dress shoppping i fellt bad for annie she had a hangover and was very tired but soo was me and bailee we got in at 4 iin the morining well that day was cut short cause no one wanted to be there then that night i had to babysit so thats all i did then sunday we went promdress shopping again with annie and her mom and me my siis and my mom and we sat there and talked about the funny drunk annnie is me and annie got our dresses and shoes but bailee didnt and she is the only one so far who has a date.
that was my weekend it was pretty fun. i have never in my life had more fun being sober with a car full of drunks. of course i was the DD cause im not stupid i know what driving drunk can to do people. im smart ive learned. it was great...

okay i wrote a freakin like novel about my weekend and it was great and funny but it all got erased...and im pissed cause it took me llike 30 mins.......so i will write it AGAIN in 5th period.....
but well this weeeknd was kinda lame but have never had more fun wiith a car full of drunks in my life......holy shit.



GOOD TIMES
"is this your one phone call" .....umm jessica you called her, and you called her on her cell phone so i dont think so

"what can my name be", "MARIA!!!"

annie beating the shit outta talia....that was great

and drinking outta the cup holder

and lieing and saying that bailee threw the bread on the floor

and having to ask someone what her phone number is

and throwing up on bailee and lanelle

and smacking the shit outta her head on the door

and her skirt around her thighs

getting lost all the time cause everyone was too drunk too know where we were

blasting brittany spear and all the drunk girls singing to it

watching katie trying to pull jessica off her bros bed and jessica pulling the bed with her

those weird guys in the vons parking lot

katie yelling at lauren....."dude were right her and i can fuckin hear you if you wanna say something to me fucking say it to my face"

lauren just wallking away

being at jessicas bros house rather than laurens

well yesterday was a very happpy day for me....well besides going to school and all that stuff but i talked to kristen(carlos other gf) and it was a really good convo. she finally relized that nicole is nothing but lies and so now she doesnt hate me or dislike me even tho she said she never did now i really feel it.im glad we talked it was good i think for both of us to hear the trruth. I never knew nicole could be such a heartless bitch especially in a situation this bad. kristen i know how u feel when you say this is the worst thing that has ever happened to you cause it is for me too. but now im glad we can talk about it and were okay.
well if u didnt hear already nicole fell down at school on wednesday at lunch. Well somone pused her than ran off and...hahahahahahahaha...its was so funny. i didnt see it but i heard about it. someone pushed her, she fell in a hole, and broke her shoe. she llayed on the ground crying. and then yesterday everyone was talking about how a fat girl fell at lunch and omg i have never heard anything so funny....HAHAHA KARMA BITCH. IM GLAD YOUR FINALLY GETTING YOUR KICK IN THE FUCKIN ASS. so ya life is great for me now. i win. i finally got people to realize what i have been trying to get them to realize for so long now....and finally it happened. i could not ask for anything more to come out of this cause i ahve everything i wanted...well almost everything...ii just hope its not over yett and she REALLY gets it. she deserves it. i cant believe she thouught it was me who set up someone pushing her. shit i wish i did but i didnt. and if i did i dont think i would have left at lunch ass hole i would have stayed and watched your stupid ass roll around the lunch court. o and nicole thankyou...cause if u werent such a lieing bitch i wouldnt have talked to kristen and made things beetter between us. so all the hurt and lies you trying to fuckin pull help me out...HAHAHA GOD JOB...
well everyone i hope you have a great day like im going to have.....see ya...

well im just sitting here in class soing nothing like always....the stupid school lost the supplies we need for the class so all year we have just sat here playing on these stupid laptops that are really annoying. well tomorrow is gonna be fun hopefully if were still doing it....then saturday is gonna be gay i have to babysit, i was gonna go to jenix its the last volcom joust and whoever wins this plays at warp tour and ya...i really wanted to go but i have to babysit these little brats. o-well
i cant wait to get outta school i just wanna graduate and move aways and start a life full of...well i dunno but i will figure it out. cant wait till hawaii. maybe i will just stay there. that would be cool.
hummm o ashley dont worry about the text message thing...i know it was taken the wwrong way and im over it , all of it its outta my head. seriously. iim done i dont care anymore.
omg this retarded girl is having a party on friday. i feel so bad for her she really doenst know what shes getting herself into. people are just gonna go and jack shit and leave. people made flyers for her and she passed them out to like everyone. she in for a rude awakening....well ya im bord so im gonna go do something. i dunno what but something better than being online....i hate the internet its so boring. see yall later

i cut my self agiian today ,just to watch the blood slip away from my vanes, regreat the choices that i made to die without u there to wash that fucking smile from my face and with this ring i say goodbye to the sarrrow goodbye to evrything you hated me for after all these years no matter how i tried, you tried to hurt me again, you cut me deeper then i could with everything u did. is this is only way out id rather die then have to listen to another word u say and with ring i say goodbye to the sarrwo goodbye to everything u hated me for after all this time no matter how i tried, id rather die thenhave to listen to another wordgoodbye to the sarrow goodbye to everything u hated me for after all this time no matter how i tired


dunno who sings it and dunno what its called.....


im gone everyone....have a good life...